Love is in the air and sadness is in your derriere. The boys are back with a Valentine’s Day Edition of House Sadness and they welcome special guest, Skatergurl69 herself: Melissa Aney, who couldn’t quite make it the whole episode. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lisa Frank commercial featuring Mila Kunis,” then get ready to be scared and turned on at the same time because it’s another installment of “Ghost Lisperers: St. Valentine’s Day ASSacre,” then we hear, “30 seconds of some more tennis grunts,” then if you’re looking for some romance movies to set the mood, you’re in luck, buckaroo because the boys share some “Squeakquals,” then the boys put a bow on this box of chocolates and name the episode. So grab your headphones and your favorite condiment you use as lube and hey, we’ll get through this fake holiday 2gether.

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