Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
A red solos cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not fore-closable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass woo
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your easy to stack
But I really hate how your easy to crack
‘Cause when beer runs down the front of my back
Well that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin’
On them to help me get lucky
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
‘Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup you’re more than just plastic
You’re more than amazing you’re more than fantastic
And believe me that I’m not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say
Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup. (No, no, God no)
You’re my, you’re my friend. (Friend, friend, friend, life long)
Thank you for being my friend.
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let’s have a party let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Red solo cup, red solo cup (I fill you up, let’s have a party)
Let’s have a party (Let’s have a party) Let’s have a party
(Red solo cup) Oh red solo cup (I lift you up)
Let’s have a party, proceed to party yeah yeah

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