Bradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to answer the question: is this funny? in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Budweiser Wass Up commercial,” then the funky butt-lovers weren’t really sure what to call this next segment where they talk about weird paranormal and stand up stories in “Stranger Than Friction,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pizza Hut commercial featuring Casper the gay-friendly ghost,” then the butt-lovers of the funky variety name the episode. So grab your headphones, double-check to see if Gary Busey was really in Angels in the Outfield (he was) and play this at an old folks home.

VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.

USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.