Only five people have bought tickets to my high school reunion so you’re all invited because I’m not going. Anyways, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildos get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they see if the shit sticks in “Joke of the Gay,” then its time for “30 seconds of another Free Credit Report Dot Org commercial,” then the dildos have some secrets to spill in “Notecard Secrets’,’ then we hear “60 seconds of a JG Wentworth commercial” then it’s an old segment with a new pair of tits in “Fun to Your Head (formerly If You Had To)” then the dildos pick a name for this episode. So grab your headphones, tell your dad to open off and let the sadness fill your hearts.
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