Love is in the air and house sadness is all up in dat derriere. Welcome to a special Valentine’s Day edition of House Sadness. The stupid cupid’s get things started with some chocolates and “WFM’s” then he’s got lovin’ on his mind and we’ve got Clemin on the line to update us in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “100 seconds of Somebody Kill Me, Please from The Wedding Singer” then the stupid cupid’s found another tape from their favorite lisping, ghost loving, butt shoving, uh duo or whatever in “Ghost Lisperers: Talkin’ Rom-Cums and Sexy Stuff” then we hear “30 of Tekashi 6ix9ine’s Valentine’s Day Commercial for Romantic Depot. That guy sucks” then the stupid cupids rattle off some new ways to pick up da ladies in “Dick Up Lines” then there’s some rambling and then the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, shove a Valentine’s Card up your round mound of re-pound and give this episode a listen.

VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.

USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER.