OLIVE GARDEN’S ENDLESS SOUP OR SOAK-HER

What is time really other than the universe calling you old and laughing at you for getting fat. Maybe time needs to take a look at itself and stop projecting all its shit on us. Time is really just a flat circle jerk and the boys are back and lubing up both hands for another long episode. They get things started with some more names of some ladies who “WFM’s” we hear “30 seconds of a commercial from the second (or third) best root beer,” then the boys take a trip down memory lame in, “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of some god damn Strangers with Candy,” and then they tell time to eat a fart and get to naming that episode when they darn well please. So grab your headphones, fire this bad boy up and pretend its the new Cyanide Milkshake album.

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