Oh no. Not in Big Momma’s house. Welcome to another refrigerator worthy episode of House Sadness. The dick swabs get things started with the usual never ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin or “Joke of the Gay” because the dick swabs have stories galore so first we hear “60 seconds of a Burger King Kids Club commercial” then the dick swabs dive in butt first with some travel related stories and antics in “From First to Last: Tales of Travel” then we hear “30 seconds of a Universal Studios Tour commercial” then the dick swabs flap their yaps some more and name the episode. So grab your headphones, hunker down for that polar vortex a-coming and let this episode warm up your buns.

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