Hold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-in movie commercial,” then it’s time to hear about some future summer cock-busters in “Squeakquals,” then it’s time for “30 seconds of a Bryan Smith special One Star Review,” then the belly-itchers wrap it up and name the epic-chode. So grab your headphones, carry me like you are my brother and transcribe this episode for the hard of hearing.

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