It’s not my mind, goddamn it. It’s Mary Lou Maloney. Welcome to another prom-tastic episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then our apologies, folks, but there’s no Clemin this week, but breast assured he’ll be back next week to fill us in on his tales, so instead you get to hear the ding-dongs say, “I need to write more,” in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 seconds of a Grave Digger Monster Truck commercial” then you’re in for a treat because the ding-dongs welcome back some old lispy friends in “The Ghost Lisperers: Darwin Awards” then we hear “30 seconds of a Comfort Inn Casper Sweepstakes commercial” then the ding-dongs wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t hide in the middle locker and give this episode a listen. Be sure to rate, review and spread the word. Tanks.

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