Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then against all odds we hear “30 seconds of another dang Pizza Head commercial,” then the anal beads learn some new slang and come up with some of their own in a new segment called “No-cabulary,” then we hear “30 seconds of, obviously, a hot dog commercial,” then anus jugglers wrap it up. So grab your headphones, go wonder around Room 237 and give an old lady a hug, would ya.

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