Spice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smoke crack, but what does he know,” then it’s time for a new segment where the butt plugs deliver some speeches and cream in “Speech Impediment,” then we hear “60 seconds of another dang Kids Bop CD,” then the butt plugs pack some fannies in “Fanny Pack,” and then wrap things up. So grab your headphones, bend your pee-pee’s like Beckham, and let the sadness drip down your chin.

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