Take a big ol whiff of this episode as the bois start things off same as ever with some more lovely “WFMs” and a coupla real stinky cheesy “Joke O’ the Gay.” Early off they get distracted by bird shit and cum, but bring it back around again to bring you a nice big bowl of “POPCORN!” HEY!! ANY O YA’LL’s FAMILY’s POPCORN BOWL THE SAME AS YOUR VOMIT BOWL!? Everyone laughs and I add another notch on my wrist. After hearing one of the moist convoluted tales imaginable, the two ding-dongs put on their stinking-caps to solve the mystery of “Who Farted?” and these seem to be real STUMPers, stump, like a log, like what poop is called sometimes, like poop breath, which is what farts are, maybe, I don’t know leave me alone.

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