The best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Zoobooks commercial,” then the snow bunnies share some tales about past and present pets in “From First to Last,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bud Light Animal Talker commercial,” then they wrap things up and name the episodes. So grab your headphones, call Kubon and sing him fappy birthday, and then go 69 in the mayor’s office.

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