How do you like your tea? Cream? Sugar? Or do you want me to pee in it? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, everyone, except Melissa. The Sick Dick Rick’s get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then hold onto your butts, folks, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin'” then we hear “30 seconds of the now bankrupt Girls Gone Wild: Best Breasts Edition” then you better strap on (not in) because it’s a catsup episode where the Slick Dick Rick’s trade stories about what they’ve been up to. Jacob: Cool sh*t all over the globe, rubbing non-herpes elbows with celebs and having a grand ol time. Casey: You know, like, going on walks, going to the store just so he has someone to talk to and realizing he doesn’t have many friends, but it’s an all around doozie. So grab your headphones, f*ck you, Melissa and give this episode a listen. Rate and review and spread the word.

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